April Foolllllll...

1)WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN.


2)I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...


3)You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..



4)For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!



5)If u don't mind If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan jam bottle just RS.22.50 only. soon......



6)Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!



7)When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL


8)When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.




9)Cheese is Cheese Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
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10)Sky is in Blue Colour Like "You" Moon in White Colour Like "Me"
But Our "SON" is Red Colur
"Sorry Spelling Mistake"
Our "SUN" is in Red Colur like Red Rose...
April Foolllllll...



11)Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai.

Christmas

1)Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day.
You can’t crowd into it any arrears of
unselfishness and kindliness that
may have accrued during the past twelve months.



2)I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable ”
I wish U Enjoyable ”
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.



3)A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope
and love.

A blessed Christmas to you!



4)Christmas is a time when
everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.




5)A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.




6)Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!




7)Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U





8)Bells are ringing
the wishes of christmas day
the flying snowflakes
send my most sincere blessings
to you merry christmas.




9)May the joy and peace of
Christmas be with you all through
the Year. Wishing you a season of
blessings from heaven above.
Happy Christmas.




10)if one night you wake up and a big
fat male is trying to put you in a
sack please don't be afraid
because i told santa all i want for
christmas is you.HAPPY CHRISTMAS.